CITIZEN CAIN
Your Guilt is a Key. Turn It.
For those who have escaped conventional judgement but not their own conscience.
Are you looking for forgiveness?
I. CONFESSION
A secure, solemn space to articulate the entirety of your transgression. Absolute candor is the first step.
II. JUDGEMENT
There is no trial, for you are your own accuser. Based on your confession, a verdict is rendered. The verdict is always guilty.
III. PUNISHMENT
A consequence that fits the crime. Not a punishment of vengeance, but of balance. A path to finality, specifically crafted for you.
If Citizen Cain decides to enter an arrangement, you may expect to be granted the following:
Privilege | Description |
Attention | Delivered with the precision and intensity of a man who knows it is desired. |
Judgement | A light sprinkling, never cruel... unless cruelty is explicitly requested. |
Guidance | Especially warranted if your conduct has been inappropriate (and let’s be honest—it probably has). |
Redirection | A shift toward better decisions, worse decisions, or simply more entertaining decisions—that is entirely Mr Cain's choice. |
Suspense | Because Citizen Cain believes in the strategic and sparing reveal. |
Disproportionate Power | Held entirely by Mr Cain, to be distributed strategically, and only in small, measured doses. |
Corporal Punishment | Because you confessed and we both know your guilty |
Rewards | Given to Citizen Cain, because he deserves them. |
Email to connect and begin.. always at Mr Cain's discretion.