For those who have escaped conventional judgement but not their own conscience.

Are you looking for forgiveness?

If Citizen Cain decides to enter an arrangement, you may expect to be granted the following:

Privilege	Description
Attention	Delivered with the precision and intensity of a man who knows it is desired.
Judgement	A light sprinkling, never cruel... unless cruelty is explicitly requested.
Guidance	Especially warranted if your conduct has been inappropriate (and let’s be honest—it probably has).
Redirection	A shift toward better decisions, worse decisions, or simply more entertaining decisions—that is entirely Mr Cain's choice.
Suspense	Because Citizen Cain believes in the strategic and sparing reveal.
Disproportionate Power	Held entirely by Mr Cain, to be distributed strategically, and only in small, measured doses.
Corporal Punishment	Because you confessed and we both know your guilty
Rewards	Given to Citizen Cain, because he deserves them.

For those who need to be held accountable.

The "See No Evil" (Blindfolding): Total sensory deprivation. You will be left alone in the dark with nothing but your own conscience.
The "Verbal Redaction" (Mouth Gagging): A secure silence-enforcing device. Perfect for chronic interrupters and people who talk during movies.
The "Industrial Embrace" (Zip Ties): High-tensile architectural plastic applied to wrists or ankles. Fast, effective, and humbling.
The "Artisanal Knot" (Ropes): Rope applied with sailor-level precision. You will be trussed up tight to reflect on your mistakes.
The "Best In Show" (Dog Collars): Heavy-duty leather collars and leashes. You will learn to "Sit" and "Stay" until you are a good person again.
The "Medieval HR Department" (Wooden Stocks): Our signature piece. A solid oak containment system designed to lock down your legs, ankles, and wrists. You aren't going anywhere.

For the sinner who needs a hard reset.

The "Electric Vacation" (Behavior Modification): High-voltage, low-amperage shock devices. A sparking reminder to change your ways.
The "Seal of Disapproval" (Hot Wax): Scorching candle wax applied drip-by-drip. You wanted to feel something? Now you will.
The "Boardroom Correction" (Crops & Paddles): This is our favorite Corporal punishment. A curated selection of riding crops and paddles that range from sting to ouch. We bring new meaning to "cracking the whip."

For the immature sinner who refuses to learn.

The "Chalkboard Confession" (Writing Lines): Sometimes, repetition is the only way to learn. You will be forced to hand-write the following phrase until the ink runs dry:
"Always obey Citizen Cain. Do as you're told, not what you want."

"Radical Candor" (Verbal Abuse): Our specialists will systematically deconstruct your ego, insult your lifestyle choices, and roast your insecurities until you weep. No physical contact—just emotional devastation.

Email to connect and begin.. always at Mr Cain's discretion.